Thursday, 8 December 2016

TBT - William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)

There are a couple of reasons why a lot of the girls I know around my age are obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio. Those two reasons are: Titanic and Romeo and Juliet. These films really pushed DiCaprio into spotlight as the romantic hero and the pin-up of the late 90s. We all remember his curtained blonde hair, beautiful blue eyes, and youthful grin from our youth and still sigh at his perfection. Even now, 20 years later, DiCaprio is perfect but, I'm happy to say, his hair has improved somewhat. When I was at university I was part of a group of literature students who fondly remembered Baz Luhrmann's adaptation of the tale of two star-crossed lovers as being their first memorable experience with Shakespeare. It took the words of the Bard and made them cool and sexy. And it cemented DiCaprio as our ideal man. Now that I'm a partially matured adult, I find I appreciate about Shakespeare in a more traditional manner but in my younger days the idea of Shakespeare with guns was too good to ignore. Now that the film has celebrated the 20th anniversary of its release, it felt like the perfect time to revisit this classic.

Wednesday, 7 December 2016

Top 10 Wen-sday: Top 10 Things I Thought After Watching Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life

In my Sunday Rundown a couple of weeks ago I promised to write about the Netflix Gilmore Girls reboot that week. That was mainly because I'd got my dates mixed up and thought this Top 10 Wen-sday was happening then. Still, in lieu of an actual review, which I figured would be both difficult, gushy, hyperbolic, and really fucking long, I'm setting down my strongest feelings regarding the new four episodes. I don't know when I first got into Gilmore Girls but it was probably when I was 16. I instantly loved it and have rewatched every epsiode more times than I'd care to remember. So when it was announced that Netflix was bringing it back I was ecstatic. Of course, when I binge watched the new episodes as soon as possible I had a few questions. The most important being: WHY WAS THERE NO KIEFER SUTHERLAND CAMEO? I mean how hard would that have been? He's on Netflix himself. They could have put it in his contract. What else is he doing? We need a Luke Danes/Kiefer Sutherland spin-off where they go fishing and discuss being shit at baseball. Desperately.

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

Tuesday's Reviews - Romeo and Juliet (2013)

I know this isn't really a recent film but, with the 20th anniversary of the 1996 Romeo and Juliet last month, I decided, in order to compare and contrast, that it was time to watch the most recent film adaptation of one of Shakespeare's most annoying plays. I know people generally love it because it's about true love and shit but I just find it boring and really stupid. I mean people build these two teenagers up because they are so desperately in love with each other but they're actually just idiots. Firstly, they know each other for about 2 seconds before they tie the knot and secondly they both die for really unnecessary reasons. It's supposed to be the greatest love story ever told but isn't it actually just the greatest story about horny teenagers ever told? I mean Romeo was madly in love with another girl literally seconds before he first saw Juliet. I don't think we can trust anything he says about his feelings. Call me cynical if you wish but the idea that "true love" is so unconquerable that you must bow to its every whim is just a hyperbolic idea. Why does all love have to be so fucking insane that it leads to untold anguish and death? Surely the greatest love story ever told is one where two people fall in love over a prolonged period and become so comfortable and happy that they spend their lives together? Isn't that what we should be striving for as a society? Not a crazy ride full of sword fights, feuding, and the death of two young people? Anyway, this turned into a massive rant so it's best I just get onto the review.

Sunday, 4 December 2016

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

This week has flown by and I have very little to show for it. Work is crazy busy because it's nearly Christmas and we don't have enough staff to cope. So we've all been working like crazy people and it's fucking exhausting. As such I've not really done anything this week but binge watch all of Parks and Recreation again from start to finish. Amy Poehler is just sensational and Adam Scott is a dreamboat. I've got loads of books I want to finish before January but I doubt I'll get much reading done in the next month. Christmas is just too stressful to get stuff done.

Thursday, 1 December 2016

TBT - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)

I'm so far behind my schedule today that I've left myself with no fucking time to do anything. I've left this to the last minute as I tried to get everything else done. I'm also tired so I can't promise this will be the best thing I've ever written but I'm determined to get it done. After all, I sat through one of my least favourite Harry Potter films in order to have a subject this week. I'd have to say that my least favourite in terms of both book and film is Goblet of Fire but, thanks to their childish nature, I've never revisited the first two stories for years. I saw the first film at the cinema with my family for my mother's birthday. I was 13 years old and completely obsessed with the books. I remember leaving the cinema feeling disappointed with some differences but, ultimately, I loved it. I mean it was faithful to the book and that was all that mattered to me. Let's be honest though, that's all that mattered to anyone.


Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Tuesday's Reviews - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

Yesterday I finally saw the next stage in JK Rowling's plan to dominate the word of literature and film. I mean I have nothing against the woman but everything about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them has just screamed of "how can we squeeze more cash out of our loyal fans?" I mean the decision to release the screenplay may be no-nonsense from a financial standpoint but it just seems like a shameless tactic to earn more cash. It kind of feels as though Rowling and her backers just see the Harry Potter fandom as bags of cash and are doing everything in their power to exploit them for continued financial gain. You know me by now; I think Harry Potter should have ended at the final book. It was complete and it was satisfactory. Rowling herself once said she wouldn't revisit the world again but has continued to prove that was a huge fucking lie. Yes, she gives loads to charity and helps people and I admire her for that. However, her constant flip-flopping on this and inability to leave well alone just makes me lose respect for her. She's like the literary world's George Lucas. So I wasn't exactly convinced I'd come out of Fantastic Beasts feeling much love... especially when the Rogue One trailer showing beforehand gave me literal tingles. I mean my legs went actually went numb. I haven't felt that kind of emotional response to anything Harry Potter related for years. I'll always be a fan but I've been over it for a while now. At least Disney don't try and pretend that you're anything but bags of cash in their eyes.

Sunday, 27 November 2016

SUNDAY RUNDOWN - THAT'S WHAT SHE READ

This week saw the return of everyone's favourite time for violently trying to track down the greatest shopping bargains. Yes, Black Friday has come and gone once again. I still don't really understand why this American tradition has made it over to the UK but it has. It always gets out of hand and this year in Leeds, where I'm from, a man was actually stabbed whilst trying to stop someone shoplifting. It's fucking crazy. I'm not one of these people that like to take the day off to try and grab a bargain. Although, I can't say that I'm immune to the whole thing. As much as I'm annoyed by the constant stream of discount emails I receive in the run up to this weekend I did succumb to a few bargains myself. It's a great time to get Christmas presents after all. As you may know from previous rundowns I lack a lot of self-control when it comes to spending. I'm trying to get better and I think it's working. It's only going to be when I finally stop checking ASOS all day that I know I'm over it, of course. But for now, I'll embrace my bad habits and wait until the new year to fix myself. It's nearly Christmas and that is a well-known time for excess.

Thursday, 24 November 2016

TBT - The BFG (1989)

When it came to the adaptations of his books Roald Dahl was a tough critic. He was incredibly stubborn about giving the rights in the first place and, when he did give his permission, it was nearly impossible to create something that he felt was a faithful  It's a well known fact that he turned his back on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the 1971 adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. He wasn't happy that the focus was on Willy Wonka instead of Charlie and he was against the casting of Gene Wilder. It wasn't the film that he wanted to make and the alternative script wasn't what he wanted. However, it wasn't completely impossible to get Dahl onside and after he saw the 1989 animated version of The BFG Roald Dahl actually stood up and applauded. If I'm honest, I find it doubtful that Dahl would have been completely happy with Steven Spielberg's 2016 adaptation of the book despite the fact that it's a genuinely good film. So how does its predecessor actually stand up to Disney's CGI filled version?


 
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